itsvondell:

if you actively use your personal or political beliefs as a venue through which to hinder other people’s ability to recieve medical treatment then you are probably an asshole and that doesn’t seem like an unreasonable thing to think at all

mrschriskendall:

”where do you wanna go to dinner?”

”i don’t care”

”ok”

didney-worl-no-uta:

I went over to the Yelp! page of Amy’s Baking Company and

oh my god

NOOSE BURGER

dakotawhatever:

people out here saying angelina jolie is now worthless because she doesnt have breasts but im pretty sure shes at home getting fanned by pool boys and sittin on that 120 million dollar worth while brad pitt sucks her toes ya’ll aint even worth it 

patrickandmarcus:

this is riddle wrapped in a mystery wrapped in an enigma

ejacutastic:

frostedbeanqueen:

christmasblogger:

challenge: name an object no human has attempted to use sexually

ur penis

madmothmiko:

Kaytseki